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\"Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svg\"<\/a>It seems Pornhub has a solution for the Philadelphia Eagles’ problem<\/a> with deranged football fans climbing the city poles. After Crisco failed when the Eagles beat the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC championship, Pornhub offered 110 gallons of lube to liberally apply to Philadelphia’s light poles for the Super Bowl. Pornhub tweeted this to the Philadelphia police force: \u201c@PhillyPolice heard that you may be looking for an alternative to @Crisco for greasing up the poles this weekend – can we interest you in a few barrels of Pornhub lube?\u201d<\/p>\n

The lube might be a better alternative <\/a>than Crisco for deterring crazed fans, who city officials fear could get seriously injured from climbing the light poles. Unfortunately, fans saw the Crisco as more of a challenge than a safety precaution: \u201cThe fact that we were greasing them doesn\u2019t mean we were daring people to climb them,\u201d Sgt. Eric Gripp, a police spokesman, told Philly.com. \u201cIt\u2019s the exact opposite.\u201d City officials haven’t responded to Pornhub’s generous offer, but they’re reportedly now using gear oil instead of Crisco. Get it together, Philly\u2014everyone knows lube gets the job done!<\/p>\n

Looking for something exciting to climb? We know a thing or two about greasing up poles on NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out more about Pornhub offering the Eagles lube: https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/pornhub-lube-philadelphia\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It seems Pornhub has a solution for the Philadelphia Eagles’ problem with deranged football fans climbing the city poles. After Crisco failed when the Eagles beat the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC championship, Pornhub offered 110 gallons of lube to liberally apply to Philadelphia’s light poles for the Super Bowl. 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