{"id":34434,"date":"2018-03-16T08:15:32","date_gmt":"2018-03-16T15:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=34434"},"modified":"2018-02-28T00:39:57","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T08:39:57","slug":"theres-now-an-app-to-track-your-boners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/theres-now-an-app-to-track-your-boners\/","title":{"rendered":"There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenis\"<\/a>Morning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker<\/a>\u2014except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: \u201cDid you wake up with morning wood?\u201d While the app seems silly\u2014in fact, the first entry on the site’s FAQ is \u201cAre you kidding me with this?”\u2014its aim is to get people to take erectile dysfunction seriously.<\/p>\n

\u201cApparently, the first cock’s crow is a key indicator of a man’s overall health<\/a>,\u201d reports NY Post. In other words, waking up with a stiffie means everything’s normal with a guy’s hormone balance and blood flow. Morning Glory’s\u00a0putting the \u201ccock\u201d in \u201ccock-a-doodle-doo!\u201d<\/p>\n

Looking to get your morning started off right? Here at NiteFlirt<\/a>, we take boners very, very seriously!<\/p>\n

Check out more about the app that tracks morning wood: https:\/\/nypost.com\/2018\/02\/06\/this-app-tracks-your-erections\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Morning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker\u2014except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. 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