{"id":34374,"date":"2018-02-22T08:15:38","date_gmt":"2018-02-22T16:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=34374"},"modified":"2018-02-11T19:47:13","modified_gmt":"2018-02-12T03:47:13","slug":"8-ridiculous-things-that-happen-in-every-fanfic-sex-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-ridiculous-things-that-happen-in-every-fanfic-sex-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Ridiculous Things That Happen In Every Fanfic Sex Scene"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Lucifer<\/a>Everyone who enjoys fanfiction<\/a> knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and <\/i>still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders.<\/p>\n

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  1. No one ever needs lube<\/b>
    \nWho needs lube when you can use spit, lotion that’s conveniently on the bedside table right when it’s time to get down, or even precum. As one fanfic reader says, \u201cfic authors get hella creative. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative.\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. No condoms<\/b>
    \nPeople always forget to use condoms because they’re too turned on to think straight. But no worries\u2014in the magical world of fanfiction, there are never any consequences!<\/li>\n
  3. Tongues \u201cbattling for dominance\u201d<\/b>
    \nNuff said.<\/li>\n
  4. There is no normal everyday sex. Everyone is always either ravaging someone or tenderly making love.<\/b>
    \nThere is something to be said for \u201cnormal\u201d sex.<\/li>\n
  5. There is no bad sex<\/b>
    \nWhile fanfiction is definitely about escaping reality, sex is<\/i> sometimes bad and awkward.<\/li>\n
  6. Virgins always transform from demure innocents to total sex gods IMMEDIATELY.<\/b>
    \n\u201cBecause are you really a worthy protagonist if you don’t have an immediate natural knack for boning?\u201d Asked a reader.<\/li>\n
  7. A lot of the time, the sex positions described are PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.<\/b>
    \n\u201cAre y’all fucking or playing X-rated Twister?\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. Vaginas basically ~gush~ when they get wet \u2014 and squirting is no big thang.<\/b>
    \nWell, that does make sex scenes that much more exciting!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for an out-of-this-world sexual experience? Come get hella creative right on NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more ridiculous things that happen in fanfic sex scenes: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annaborges\/sex-portrayal-fanfiction<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Everyone who enjoys fanfiction knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders. 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