{"id":34314,"date":"2018-02-04T08:15:32","date_gmt":"2018-02-04T16:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=34314"},"modified":"2018-01-25T16:31:11","modified_gmt":"2018-01-26T00:31:11","slug":"12-sex-scenarios-that-definitely-dont-happen-in-the-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/12-sex-scenarios-that-definitely-dont-happen-in-the-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Screen<\/a>Sex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and<\/i> it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios<\/a> that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cOne where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.\u201d<\/b> Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cOne where lube is needed.\u201d<\/b> And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cOne where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don\u2019t come from penetration alone.\u201d<\/b> Ladies first!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cOne where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.\u201d <\/b>Preach!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cOne where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn\u2019t and now it\u2019s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.\u201d<\/b> Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cOne where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.\u201d<\/b> Not like in the movies at all…<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cOne where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn\u2019t want to chance a possible UTI.\u201d<\/b> Yup!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cOne where they haven\u2019t showered or look perfect and they\u2019re like sweaty with major morning breath.\u201d<\/b> Not very romantic\u2014but totally hot!<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cOne where he gives you a towel after.\u201d<\/b> Prince Charming!<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cOne where oral is performed with a gag reflex.\u201d<\/b> It happens.<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cOne where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Shower sex is hot!<\/li>\n
  12. \u201cOne where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.\u201d<\/b> Nope, won’t see that on screen.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Sex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. 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