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\"5942090561_8656911f4b_z\"<\/a>Is there really anything better than sex? The well-intentioned people of Twitter wanted to explore this question with the opening line, \u201cYeah sex is cool but…\u201d Here are 12 things<\/a> Twitter users say are better than sex (we’ll let you decide).<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cyea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat.\u201d<\/b> Yea, yea\u2014that is<\/i> pretty good.<\/li>\n
  2. \u201csex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted.\u201d<\/b> Not bad\u2014but not as good as sex!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cyeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?\u201d<\/b> Adorable\u2014but nothing beats sex!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cyes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you\u2019ve never watched before.\u201d<\/b> Yup\u2014sex is definitely<\/i> better!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cyeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesn’t go off so you feel like you just defused a bomb in a movie.\u201d<\/b> You know what else is like a bomb going off?\u2014when you have an orgasm from sex!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cyeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks.\u201d<\/b> Mmm, breadsticks…<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cYeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket?\u201d<\/b> We have a few ideas for what you can do with that $20…<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cyeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back.\u201d<\/b> Yeah, especially if it’s a sext <\/i>back!<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cyeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm.\u201d<\/b> Ok, you got us\u2014sarcasm is way<\/i> better than sex.<\/li>\n
  10. “sex is good, but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project?”<\/b> Yeah, because now you can open 15 porn tabs!<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cYeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow.\u201d<\/b> We prefer other, wetter noises!<\/li>\n
  12. \u201cyeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight.\u201d<\/b> Right\u2014’cause you’re masturbating.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Yeah, sex really is the best thing ever. Come see for yourself at NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more things that Twitter users think are better than sex: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/morganmurrell\/xx-things-people-on-twitter-think-are-better-than-sex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Is there really anything better than sex? 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