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\"13908526896_b6596f14a8_z\"<\/a>America’s forefathers have never been raunchier than in the new porn parody of the hit Broadway musical \u201cHamilton.\u201d WoodRocket has just released \u201cHamiltoe<\/a>,\u201d the sex-enhanced story of one of our nation’s greatest \u201cpounding fathers.\u201d Adult film star Tommy Pistol takes Lin-Manuel Miranda’s place as Alexander Hamiltoe.<\/p>\n

The X-rated pornsical takes place in 1769, when our hero Hamiltoe invents the threesome, with the help of the two \u201cFister Sisters.\u201d Other pounding fathers include Cumas Jefferson, James Madickson, and Aaron Bonerr, who eventually squares off with a very horny Hamilton in a \u201cpenis duel.\u201d We guarantee historical musicals<\/a> have never been more entertaining\u2014or filthy\u2014as Hamiltoe!<\/p>\n

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