{"id":34121,"date":"2017-12-29T08:15:25","date_gmt":"2017-12-29T16:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=34121"},"modified":"2017-12-22T16:34:39","modified_gmt":"2017-12-23T00:34:39","slug":"11-funny-tweets-about-female-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/11-funny-tweets-about-female-masturbation\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Image<\/a>The comedians of Twitter did not<\/i> \u201cbeat around the bush\u201d with these hilarious tweets about female masturbation<\/a>. Let’s just say you’ll be laughing until your batteries run out! Here are 11 funny tweets about rubbing one out.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cis \u2018beatboxing\u2019 a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she\u2019s a world class beatboxer.\u201d<\/b> Perfect euphemism…for your friend.<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cDid Catholic school ruin my chances at a healthy relationship with my vibrator.\u201d<\/b> We’ll pray for you.<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cWhy is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?\u201d <\/b>The important questions in life.<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cM: *drunk* This vibrator isn’t working.
    \nH: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE?\u201d<\/b> Whoops!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cI’ll take the batteries out of the TV remote to use in my vibrator. IDGAF.\u201d<\/b> Get ‘er done!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cAnything’s a dildo if you’re\u00a0 brave enough.\u201d <\/b>What you call brave, we call resourceful!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cI bought batteries for my toothbrush but put them in my vibrator instead because priorities.\u201d<\/b> #lifegoals<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cShower sex.
    \nOnly it’s me and my vibrator getting it on.\u201d<\/b> Nothing wrong with a little me-time!<\/li>\n
  9. “‘Let’s call them robots in disguise!’
    \n‘We’ve already decided they’re personal massagers.’
    \n-Carl gets outvoted at the vibrator ad meeting.\u201d<\/b> Robot personal massagers?<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cRemember when a selfie stick was just called a dildo?\u201d<\/b> The good ol’ days.<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cUgh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate'”<\/b> But not uncommon for a Ryan Gosling movie, let’s be honest.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Here’s more funny tweets about female masturbation: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/crystalro\/hilarious-tweets-about-masturbating-by-women-for-women<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The comedians of Twitter did not \u201cbeat around the bush\u201d with these hilarious tweets about female masturbation. Let’s just say you’ll be laughing until your batteries run out! Here are 11 funny tweets about rubbing one out. \u201cis \u2018beatboxing\u2019 a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she\u2019s a world class beatboxer.\u201d Perfect […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12633,12250],"tags":[1181,501,301,251,9973,1971],"class_list":["post-34121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists","category-oh-myyy","tag-female","tag-masturbation","tag-sex","tag-sexy","tag-tweets","tag-twitter"],"yoast_head":"\n11 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation - NiteFlirt News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/11-funny-tweets-about-female-masturbation\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"11 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation - NiteFlirt News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The comedians of Twitter did not \u201cbeat around the bush\u201d with these hilarious tweets about female masturbation. 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