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\"kgoalboost\"<\/a>It was a good year for raunchy tweets. That’s why we found some that were so funny you can still enjoy them next year! Here are 8 dirty tweets<\/a> that you’ll still remember come (pun intended) 2018.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cMy mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently ‘idk what does the pilot look like’ wasn’t an acceptable answer.\u201d<\/b> Sorry, ma\u2014trying to join the Mile High Club!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201c‘No sex before marriage.’<\/b>
    \n‘Say it after me.’\u201d<\/b> Exactly.<\/li>\n
  3. \u201c*reads motivational makeup bag: ‘If at first you don’t succeed fix your ponytail and try again.’<\/b>
    \nIs this about sucking dick?\u201d<\/b> Obviously. And it’s good advice, too!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cYou know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL.\u201d<\/b> Mmm, nothing more refreshing and delicious!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cEvery time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth.\u201d<\/b> OMG! Yes!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201creading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can’t believe those things went thru ur head.\u201d<\/b> It’s true…<\/li>\n
  7. “‘did you cum?’
    \n‘yeah to my senses, get out of my house.’\u201d<\/b> We’ve all been there.<\/li>\n
  8. \u201c@Gordon Ramsay: ‘This I why I love meat…’<\/b>
    \n@andywarhella: ‘when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head.’\u201d<\/b> Where’s the beef?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for some naughty fun? We’ve got just what you need to end 2017 on a high note on NiteFlirt<\/a>.<\/p>\n

    Check out more raunchy tweets that will keep you laughing in the new year: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/genamourbarrett\/the-worst-things-to-happen-to-food-in-2017<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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