{"id":33950,"date":"2017-11-15T08:00:19","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T16:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33950"},"modified":"2017-11-09T15:49:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-09T23:49:13","slug":"7-sex-horror-stories-that-will-make-you-say-omg-are-they-okay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/7-sex-horror-stories-that-will-make-you-say-omg-are-they-okay\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say ‘OMG, Are They Okay?’"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"wtf-1780728_640\"<\/a>BuzzFeed recently asked readers to share the most hilarious, horrific, and weird things that ever happened during an orgasm. And boy did they deliver! These hilarious sex horror stories will make you say \u201cOMG<\/a>\u201d at the ridiculously unfortunate timing.<\/p>\n

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  1. Accidental threesome<\/b>
    \n\u201cOne night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. Just as we were both in the throes of orgasm, her dog, who had apparently snuck up on the bed, jammed his cold little nose right up between my cheeks as I was finishing.\u201d Bad boy!<\/li>\n
  2. TIIIIMBEER<\/b>
    \n\u201cAfter a particularly intense session with my fianc\u00e9, I hopped off the bed to clean myself up and collapsed onto the floor. My legs were still shaky and not cooperating. He’s laughing, I’m laughing \u2014 then I pee myself.\u201d Intense!<\/li>\n
  3. Unexpected reaction<\/b>
    \n\u201cMy boyfriend was going down on me for the first time and instead of having an orgasm, I had a full-blown panic attack. He had no idea what was going on and thought I was enjoying it, until I kicked him in the head.\u201d When losing complete control goes wrong…<\/li>\n
  4. Pleasure-pain<\/b>
    \n\u201cOne time I had a VERY intense orgasm while using my vibrator, and ended up kneeing myself in the face which resulted in a very messy bloody nose. Still no regrets though.\u201d\u00a0I hope they teach kickboxing!<\/li>\n
  5. The worst intruder<\/b>
    \n\u201cMy girlfriend at the time was giving me a BJ. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.\u201d Just. The. Worst. Thing. Ever.<\/li>\n
  6. After-O surprise<\/b>
    \n\u201cWhen my boyfriend and I were still in the early months of dating, we were doing it missionary style. Right after he came, he let out a huge fart.\u201d Is it a compliment, like belching after a good meal?<\/li>\n
  7. So good it makes you break into song<\/b>
    \n\u201cMy then-boyfriend (current fianc\u00e9) made me orgasm so hard I started crying and singing “The Circle of Life” from Lion King. Still don’t know why a kid’s movie came to mind.\u201d That was one powerful orgasm!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more sex horror stories: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annaborges\/orgasm-horror-stories<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    BuzzFeed recently asked readers to share the most hilarious, horrific, and weird things that ever happened during an orgasm. And boy did they deliver! These hilarious sex horror stories will make you say \u201cOMG\u201d at the ridiculously unfortunate timing. Accidental threesome \u201cOne night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. 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