{"id":33646,"date":"2017-09-06T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T15:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33646"},"modified":"2017-09-01T15:27:17","modified_gmt":"2017-09-01T22:27:17","slug":"these-are-the-strangest-things-people-masturbated-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/these-are-the-strangest-things-people-masturbated-to\/","title":{"rendered":"These Are The Strangest Things People Masturbated To"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s probably true that there’s nothing you can think of that someone hasn’t masturbated to. Whether it’s a sexy cartoon character or an inanimate object, sometimes really weird stuff can turn you on. Here are the strangest things Redditors jerked off to<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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  1. A clean apartment\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_disneyprinces\"<\/b>
    \n\u201cI laid in bed looking at it and got off on how organized and clean my space was.” A clean home is a happy home\u2014especially when you orgasm in it!<\/li>\n
  2. A biology book<\/b>
    \n“I humped a drawing of a vagina.” Next best thing?<\/li>\n
  3. Watching my boyfriend sleep<\/b>
    \n\u201cIs that creepy?\u201d Maybe it’s kinky!<\/li>\n
  4. Mommy kink<\/b>
    \nNot on NiteFlirt you don’t!<\/li>\n
  5. Malcolm in the Middle<\/b><\/i>
    \n\u201cDon’t ask why. I don’t know.” Sitcoms\u2014the new porn?<\/li>\n
  6. Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives<\/b><\/i>
    \n\u201cWatching someone eat a seven-stack burger was honestly one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever watched. Also one of the best orgasms I’ve ever given myself.” Food porn, literally.<\/li>\n
  7. Male Disney Characters
    \n<\/b> “You know those oddly sexy drawings of male Disney characters? Yeah…those.” Let’s face it, cartoons are<\/i> sexy!<\/li>\n
  8. A tea set<\/b>
    \n“I had a weird experience a few years back that whenever I was close I would visualize a tea set.\u201d It does<\/i> get all wet!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for something unusual yourself? Let’s get weird on NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more of the strangest things people masturbated to: https:\/\/www.refinery29.com\/hot-horny-masturbation-sexual-thoughts#slide-10<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    It’s probably true that there’s nothing you can think of that someone hasn’t masturbated to. Whether it’s a sexy cartoon character or an inanimate object, sometimes really weird stuff can turn you on. Here are the strangest things Redditors jerked off to. 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