{"id":33626,"date":"2017-09-02T08:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-09-02T15:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33626"},"modified":"2017-09-01T14:48:50","modified_gmt":"2017-09-01T21:48:50","slug":"man-wanted-to-make-a-baby-during-the-eclipse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/man-wanted-to-make-a-baby-during-the-eclipse\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Wanted To Make a Baby During the Eclipse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One man had very specific plans for how he&#8217;d like to experience <a href=\"https:\/\/eclipse2017.nasa.gov\/how-long-does-longest-possible-total-solar-eclipse-last\">the total solar eclipse<\/a> in Oregon: make a baby. He posted an ad on Craigslist to find a game partner willing to go on a \u201ccosmic orgasmic\u201d adventure with him. \u201cIf we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening,\u201d he writes.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_33665\" style=\"width: 365px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-21-at-10.22.21-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33665\" class=\" wp-image-33665\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-21-at-10.22.21-AM.png\" alt=\"Image Credit: NASA\" width=\"355\" height=\"222\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-33665\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image Credit: NASA<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But the real magic happens when totality occurs: \u201cwe will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.\u201d In order for this to happen, the man&#8217;s cock will need to be directed towards the sun, because \u201cboth of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.\u201d So, ladies, if you&#8217;re down for some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.refinery29.com\/2017\/08\/167779\/craigslist-ad-totality-eclipse-pregnancy\">metaphysical fucking<\/a>, you can experience a \u201cbrief moment of ecstasy\u201d\u2014but only if you like cats.<\/p>\n<p>Looking for a next level adventure yourself? 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