{"id":33490,"date":"2017-10-12T08:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T15:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33490"},"modified":"2017-10-09T19:40:45","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T02:40:45","slug":"8-types-of-sex-every-couple-has-in-the-first-two-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-types-of-sex-every-couple-has-in-the-first-two-years\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Types Of Sex Every Couple Has In The First Two Years"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Flo<\/a>The first few years in a relationship, the sex is still really<\/i> hot but you’re both, um, a lot more comfortable with each other. From trying out ambitious new sex acts to embracing stinky morning breath, couples everywhere will recognize these types of sex. Here’s the most relatable ones<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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  1. The Minimum-Effort Quickie<\/b>
    \nThis one’s for when you both want to cum before bed. It’s nice and lazy\u2014but still satisfying!<\/li>\n
  2. The Probably Too Drunk To Fuck <\/b>
    \nYou’re both really horny, clumsily groping each other, trying not to elbow the other in the eye as you tear your clothes off.<\/li>\n
  3. Probably Too Full To Fuck\u2014But Let’s Fuck Anyway<\/b>
    \nThis one’s a testament to how comfortable you can feel with someone after a few years\u2014bloated, lazy, and sleepy, but down to fuck!<\/li>\n
  4. The Ambitious Fuck<\/b>
    \nYou could wind up on Sex Sent Me To The ER<\/i>, but you just don’t care!<\/li>\n
  5. The Extremely Quiet Sex At Your Parent’s House<\/b>
    \nFor when you just gotta get some\u2014but the circumstances are less than ideal…<\/li>\n
  6. The Really Bad Morning Breath Sex<\/b>
    \nThe sex is so good you just stop caring about stinky morning breath!<\/li>\n
  7. Really Hot Makeup Sex<\/b>
    \nFor when the sex is so good you don’t even remember what you were fighting about!<\/li>\n
  8. The Middle-Of-The-Afternoon Surprise Sex<\/b>
    \nPretty much the best thing you can do on the weekend!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more about the types of sex every couple has in the first two years: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/floperry\/types-of-sex-every-couple-has-in-the-first-two-years<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The first few years in a relationship, the sex is still really hot but you’re both, um, a lot more comfortable with each other. From trying out ambitious new sex acts to embracing stinky morning breath, couples everywhere will recognize these types of sex. Here’s the most relatable ones. 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