{"id":33438,"date":"2017-07-31T08:30:46","date_gmt":"2017-07-31T15:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33438"},"modified":"2017-07-27T15:44:25","modified_gmt":"2017-07-27T22:44:25","slug":"10-raunchy-sex-jokes-thatll-make-you-say-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/10-raunchy-sex-jokes-thatll-make-you-say-wtf\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Raunchy Sex Jokes That’ll Make You Say ‘WTF’"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_amy_schumer\"<\/a>Here at NiteFlirt<\/a>, we love us some dirty jokes. But then again, there are dirty jokes and then there are dirty<\/i> jokes. Here are some of the most hilarious and cringeworthy ones out there.<\/p>\n

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  1. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey?<\/b>
    \nKermit likes honey-glazed ham.<\/li>\n
  2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?<\/b>
    \nShe gagged.<\/li>\n
  3. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?<\/b>
    \nYou have to chew before you swallow.<\/li>\n
  4. What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?<\/b>
    \nThey can smell it, but they can’t eat it.<\/li>\n
  5. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?<\/b>
    \nThe closer you get to the butt, the worse it tastes.<\/li>\n
  6. What happened to Pinocchio when he was masturbating?<\/b>
    \nHe caught fire.<\/li>\n
  7. What does Popeye’s dick smell like?<\/b>
    \nOlive oil.<\/li>\n
  8. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?<\/b>
    \nA seatbelt.<\/li>\n
  9. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?<\/b>
    \nYou can’t jelly something up your ass.<\/li>\n
  10. What’s red and has seven dents in it?<\/b>
    \nSnow White’s cherry.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for something a little raunchy? Let’s get dirty<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more dirty jokes: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/spenceralthouse\/nsfw-sex-jokes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Here at NiteFlirt, we love us some dirty jokes. But then again, there are dirty jokes and then there are dirty jokes. Here are some of the most hilarious and cringeworthy ones out there. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey? Kermit likes honey-glazed ham. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? 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