{"id":33395,"date":"2017-07-02T08:30:14","date_gmt":"2017-07-02T15:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33395"},"modified":"2017-06-29T15:55:48","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T22:55:48","slug":"norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation\/","title":{"rendered":"Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/http-distractify-media-prod.cdn_.bingo-2001059-980x.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-30300 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/http-distractify-media-prod.cdn_.bingo-2001059-980x.jpg\" alt=\"http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980x\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a>It seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They&#8217;re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Trollpikken\">Trollpikken rock formation<\/a>, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately.<\/p>\n<p>So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/2017\/06\/25\/penis-shaped-rock-formation-to-be-rebuilt-in-norway.html\">former virile splendor<\/a>. Police are looking for the boner-killer culprits\u2014who face a one-year prison sentence for this serious environmental crime. Norwegians sure take their natural phalli seriously! Norway, like your beloved boner-rock, we salute you!<\/p>\n<p>Looking for some excitement yourself? We can get you rock-hard <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\">right here<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Check out more about the penis-shaped rock formation: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/europe\/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation\/2017\/06\/25\/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html?utm_term=.88e895df2431\" target=\"_blank\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/europe\/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation\/2017\/06\/25\/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html?utm_term%3D.88e895df2431&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1498837406517000&amp;usg=AFQjCNHo9tVSeNgSAzyYhGM5PEULyGXoDg\">https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.<wbr \/>com\/world\/europe\/norwegians-<wbr \/>collect-money-to-fix-penis-<wbr \/>shaped-rock-formation\/2017\/06\/<wbr \/>25\/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-<wbr \/>3964a7d55207_story.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They&#8217;re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately. So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its former [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[12347,471,9300,9285,12343,1471,12344,12345,12346],"class_list":["post-33395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insights","tag-castrated","tag-cock","tag-dick","tag-norway","tag-norwegian","tag-penis","tag-penis-shaped-rock","tag-rocks","tag-trollpikken"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation - NiteFlirt News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation - NiteFlirt News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). 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