{"id":33342,"date":"2017-07-22T08:30:26","date_gmt":"2017-07-22T15:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33342"},"modified":"2017-07-19T14:14:59","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T21:14:59","slug":"a-complete-dictionary-of-the-most-bizarre-sex-slang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/a-complete-dictionary-of-the-most-bizarre-sex-slang\/","title":{"rendered":"A Complete Dictionary Of The Most Bizarre Sex Slang"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cosmic_bandita\"<\/a>Have you ever been asked to \u201cswing the dolphin?\u201d If so, you’ve been introduced to the delightful and strange world of sex slang! There’s even a dictionary which has over 130,000 collected words and phrases that people have used over the centuries to mean dick, pussy, ass, and sex<\/a>. Here are some of the weirdest ones (check out more below).<\/p>\n

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  1. A bit of summer cabbage (circa 1895)<\/b>
    \n“Summer cabbage” means to have sex. “Cabbage” itself is used in slang to mean pussy, as has the “cauliflower,” the “mushroom,” and the “artichoke.”<\/li>\n
  2. Dry mouthed widow (c. 1942)<\/b>
    \nThe dry mouthed widow is the dry hand that substitutes for the wet pussy. There’s a lot of terms of this sort, like “Rosie Palm and her Five Daughters” and “Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters.”<\/li>\n
  3. Engage in three to one and bound to lose (c. 1793)<\/b>
    \nThe “three” represents the dick and the two testicles, the “one” is the pussy, and the “loss” is of semen when you cum.<\/li>\n
  4. Flock of geese flying out of one’s backside (c. 1959)<\/b>
    \nThis is a fine Australian phrase that is an attempt to represent orgasm. Strange!<\/li>\n
  5. Like a herd of turtles (c. 1940s)<\/b>
    \nThis is an Australian term for a sex positive woman! It’s used for a woman who has sex enthusiastically. This is from the late 1940s: “You ought to take her out to the toolies [tool shed], she’ll go like a herd of turtles!”<\/li>\n
  6. Watergate (c. 1560)<\/b>
    \nThis is a term for a wet pussy. As Broadly explains, \u201cWatergates were something you had in irrigation systems, and the gate is a word for vagina. It’s 1560, which is pretty much almost as far back as slang has been collected.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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