{"id":33330,"date":"2017-07-25T08:30:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T15:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=33330"},"modified":"2017-07-19T15:22:35","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T22:22:35","slug":"8-funny-tweets-that-prove-human-sexuality-is-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-funny-tweets-that-prove-human-sexuality-is-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Funny Tweets That Prove Human Sexuality Is Weird"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some people on Twitter<\/a> don’t hold anything on back\u2014especially when it concerns sex. Whether they’re keeping it real, waxing poetic, or just being silly, these hilarious tweets prove that there’s nothing humans haven’t thought about when it comes to sex. Here are 8 funny tweets that will make you feel better about the weird thoughts you’ve had about sex.\"jean_koulev\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cRyan Reynolds looks kind of orange and suddenly I’m wondering if I’m attracted to Oompa Loompas & citrus bc I’m still down #GoldenGlobes\u201d<\/b>
    \nIf only Oompa Loompas looked like Ryan Reynolds…it could be a new fetish!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cThis sensual video of Cole Sprouse eating a hamburger will make you feel some type of way.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis proves guys are turned on by everything!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cIf I were a lobster, the rubber bands would turn me on, to be honest.\u201d<\/b>
    \nLobsters and bondage\u2014makes sense to us!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cI get turned on by people who make Star Wars<\/i> references. I’m C3PO-sexual.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThe force for horniness is strong with this one!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cCosmopolitan tweets: ‘My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later.’<\/b>
    \nTwitter response: Oh. We just use a bowl in the kitchen.\u201d <\/b>
    \nDelicious!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cHi I’m Katie, my turn-ons include smoking, scrunchies, science & S-E-X. Don’t like rude men, very loud trucks, murder or crowded libraries.\u201d <\/b>
    \nThe lady knows what she likes!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cGraduate from college and all of a sudden you’re turned on by stainless steel appliances and sales on organic food at Trader Joe’s\u201d <\/b>
    \nYup. Sounds about right.<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cWOMAN: guys suck
    \nGUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet?\u201d <\/b>
    \nIt’s funny cause it’s true!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Want to get weird and wild? We never hold anything back here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more hilarious tweets about sex: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mikespohr\/theres-a-place-called-glory-hole-donuts-and-you-will-want<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Some people on Twitter don’t hold anything on back\u2014especially when it concerns sex. Whether they’re keeping it real, waxing poetic, or just being silly, these hilarious tweets prove that there’s nothing humans haven’t thought about when it comes to sex. 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