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\"oldsex\"<\/a>Sometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming<\/a> with laughter.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cIs this about sucking dick? Sign reads: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.’\u201d<\/b>
    \nIt’s funny cause it’s true!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201c*during sex*<\/b>
    \nhim: fuck. ur tight.<\/b>
    \nme: thanks. ur pretty cool too.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSuch a lovely compliment!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cMe, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate.\u201d<\/b>
    \nBwhahahahaha!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cGuy: Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.<\/b>
    \nResponse: Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSeriously\u2014that could get dangerous!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cIf you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I’m your mom now respect me.\u201d <\/b>
    \nMama knows!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201c*having sex*
    \nboy: did you cum yet
    \ngirl: not yet
    \nboy: *does nothing* how about now?
    \ngirl: sure
    \nboy: sweet\u201d<\/b>
    \nWe’ve all been there…<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cMe: I’m only meeting him to chill.<\/b>Me to me: shave your pussy just in case.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThey don’t call it Netflix and Chill for nothing!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cGuy: *gets blowjob*<\/b>Guy: did u cum babe?\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis is exactly why they should teach Sex Ed in school!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking to get dirty? We can make you scream with pleasure right here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more dirty sex jokes for women: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jasminnahar\/jokes-about-sex-that-will-make-women-laugh-way-harder-tha<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming with laughter. \u201cIs this about sucking dick? 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