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\"1435975150441.cached\"<\/a>Ladies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney<\/a>. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse\u2014mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!<\/p>\n

As one Twitter user quipped, \u201cthere’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.\u201d Another responded with, \u201cspeak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.\u201d Turns out, Sqweel 2<\/a> definitely <\/span>was<\/i><\/span> invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you\u2019ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was \u201coddly accurate\u201d and \u201cclit lapping heaven.\u201d But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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