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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenis\"<\/a>As members of the BuzzFeed<\/a> community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to scare the pants off you!<\/p>\n

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  1. Gag brigade<\/b>
    \n“My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that, while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had that night on him. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.” Oof\u2014no happy ending there!<\/li>\n
  2. Jaw-droppingly big <\/b>
    \n“I dislocated my jaw trying to give a blow job once.” This shows serious <\/i>blow job dedication!<\/li>\n
  3. Giant Pringles can <\/b>
    \nThis guy made a bet with his Tinder date that whoever had the biggest dick got to top. \u201cI was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can.\u201d Needless to say, it took him \u201can extra long time to walk up the stairs the next day!\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. Tasty delight<\/b>
    \nWhat happens when you get lockjaw in the middle of giving a blow job to your big, girthy boyfriend? \u201cIt got to the point where I couldn\u2019t open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Whoops.”<\/li>\n
  5. 12 inches!<\/b>
    \nThis lady got a whole lot more than she bargained for when her crush’s pants came off: \u201cI asked him how big he was…12 inches. I was all in though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk. Totally worth it, though.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for some intense experiences yourself? We are always all in<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more big-dick horror stories here: https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/spenceralthouse\/throbbing-pringles-can<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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