{"id":32971,"date":"2017-04-11T08:30:20","date_gmt":"2017-04-11T15:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32971"},"modified":"2017-04-10T12:44:39","modified_gmt":"2017-04-10T19:44:39","slug":"hilarious-tweets-about-sex-in-your-thirties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/hilarious-tweets-about-sex-in-your-thirties\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Tweets About Sex In Your Thirties"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"white-1822497_640\"Ah, sex in your thirties. It’s probably hotter than it’s ever been\u2014women reach their sexual peak in their 30s, after all\u2014but you might not have the, um, stamina you did in your 20s. Here are the most accurate and hilarious tweets to sum up the experience.<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. “Oooo baby, whatcha got under them khakis\u2014sex in your 30s\u201d<\/b>
    \nHere’s looking at you, hot soccer MILFs<\/a>!<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. \u201cSex In Your 30s #Haikuha<\/a>
    \nWe can open this
    \n2nd bottle or wine, or
    \nhave     sex<\/a>\u2014but not both.\u201d<\/b>
    \nWell, both things\u00a0are<\/i>\u00a0likely to make you sleepy…<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cListen, I’m 30. It would behoove you to not walk in my bedroom thinking you’re gonna be the best I ever had the first time we have sex.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSo much less na\u00efve than in your twenties.<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cIs it a thing when you’re in your 30s to be normal and unassuming one day and a raging sex fiend the next? Asking for a friend.\u201d<\/b>
    \nWoman in her thirties: feeling hot hot hot!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cI think all the sex in your twenties just fine tunes the kind of perv you’ll be in your thirties…\u201d<\/b>
    \nYup, pretty much!<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. \u201cSex<\/a> in my 30s has been varied. No threesomes, a couple of twosomes…….. lots of onesomes.\u201d<\/b>
    \nNothing wrong with some good self-love!<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. \u201cBeing in your 30s is just wanting sex, naps, and new throw pillows all the time.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSounds like heaven.<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cThe best part about sex in your thirties is that you can go totally HAM, take a Centrum, and then be asleep by\u00a011pm.\u201d<\/b>
    \nAnd again, sex in your thirties is sounding pretty nice…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Feeling hot hot hot yourself? Come swing those sexy khakis our way!<\/a><\/p>\n

    Check out more tweets that accurately sums up sex in your thirties:\u00a0https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/this-is-sex-in-your-30s_us_58d94c05e4b03787d35ad111<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Ah, sex in your thirties. It’s probably hotter than it’s ever been\u2014women reach their sexual peak in their 30s, after all\u2014but you might not have the, um, stamina you did in your 20s. 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