{"id":32837,"date":"2017-03-11T08:30:35","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T16:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32837"},"modified":"2017-03-08T23:50:24","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T07:50:24","slug":"grocery-store-helps-man-use-his-donut-as-a-sex-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/grocery-store-helps-man-use-his-donut-as-a-sex-toy\/","title":{"rendered":"Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Donut\"A British man<\/a> recently found himself in\u00a0a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy<\/a> didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and his donut have since gone viral after he tweeted the grocery store to complain about the pastry’s defect, which he said prevented him from using it in an oral<\/a> sex act with his girlfriend.<\/p>\n

\u201c@Morrisons oi there’s no ring in my donuts how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now,\u201d the peeved man tweeted at the grocery store. But the real surprise came when Morrisons’ social media person responded\u2014to offer some good advice. \u201cImprovise!\u201d tweeted the grocery store. It seems MacGuyvering it would be the only way to go when you want some sweet lovin’ and your donut is getting stale. Thanks for the great sex advice, Morrisons!<\/p>\n

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@PeeWeeMFC75<\/a> Improvise! – Cam<\/p>\n

\u2014 Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n