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\"AfterSexOh, Twitter. Just when we think the tweets can’t get any funnier, along comes the hashtag #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/a>. Try not to cry\u2014whether from laughter or truth\u2014after reading these.<\/p>\n

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  1. Get tested. #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \nSafety first!<\/li>\n
  2. Good game. #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \nHigh five!<\/li>\n
  3. Nothing, because I don’t like to talk to my right hand<\/a>. #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \nIt’s funny cause it’s true!<\/li>\n
  4. Why are you still here? #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \nThat was good and all but…<\/li>\n
  5. You gonna change my grade now? #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \n    Hot for teacher!<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Bring your friend over next time. #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \n    Three’s company <\/a>too!<\/li>\n
  7. I better be breathless and not able to say anything. #ThingsISayAfterSex<\/b>
    \nOne would hope.<\/li>\n
  8. DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX. #ThingsISayAfterSex\u00a0<\/b>
    \nTruth.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for an experience that will leave you breathless? Let’s do some dirty talking!<\/p>\n

    Check out more #ThingsISayAfterSex here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/samanthawieder\/people-are-tweeting-thingsisayaftersex-and-its-too-funny<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Oh, Twitter. Just when we think the tweets can’t get any funnier, along comes the hashtag #ThingsISayAfterSex. Try not to cry\u2014whether from laughter or truth\u2014after reading these. Get tested. #ThingsISayAfterSex Safety first! Good game. #ThingsISayAfterSex High five! Nothing, because I don’t like to talk to my right hand. #ThingsISayAfterSex It’s funny cause it’s true! 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