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\"magicwandarthistory\"<\/a><\/span>\u201cMasturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish.\u201d It’s funny cause it’s true! Here are 7 posts about masturbation from the hilarious folks on Tumblr<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cMasturbation is just having sex with the person you love most.\u201d<\/b>
    \nAw, cute. So does that mean you should buy yourself chocolates on Valentine’s Day? Sounds good to us!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cThis post is here to remind everybody that ‘gratrunka’ is the Swedish word for ‘crying while masturbating.’ That’s a real tear jerker.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSee what they did there?<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cIs masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing? No its called highjacking. Guys no it’s weedwhacking. No its called disappointing ur mother.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSo true!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cStressed out? Masturbate. Have a headache? Masturbate. Gotta leave? Stay in bed, masturbate. Have so much shit to do? Who cares! Masturbate.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis person has truly figured out the important things in life.<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cTrinity Church: ‘Masturbation Is Satan’s Typewriter.'”<\/b>
    \nI had no idea I was a novelist.<\/li>\n
  6. \u201c*not horny but masturbates just in case I was*<\/b>
    \nSmart plan!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cA vampire masturbating in front of a mirror. Bet you didn’t see that coming.\u201d<\/b>
    \nGood one!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for a little levity yourself? Laughter and masturbation go hand and hand at NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more hilarious Tumblr posts about masturbation here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jennaguillaume\/sex-with-the-person-you-love-most<\/a><\/p>\n

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    \u201cMasturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish.\u201d It’s funny cause it’s true! Here are 7 posts about masturbation from the hilarious folks on Tumblr. \u201cMasturbation is just having sex with the person you love most.\u201d Aw, cute. So does that mean you should buy yourself chocolates on Valentine’s Day? 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