{"id":32652,"date":"2017-03-16T08:30:42","date_gmt":"2017-03-16T15:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32652"},"modified":"2017-03-09T12:11:15","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T20:11:15","slug":"goops-telling-women-to-put-jade-eggs-in-their-pussies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/goops-telling-women-to-put-jade-eggs-in-their-pussies\/","title":{"rendered":"Goop&#8217;s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/gwyneth.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-32878 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/gwyneth.png\" alt=\"gwyneth\" width=\"262\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a>There&#8217;s a new product <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gwyneth_Paltrow\">Gwyneth Paltrow<\/a> recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that&#8217;s promising to do wonders for your sex life. 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