{"id":32590,"date":"2017-01-16T08:30:02","date_gmt":"2017-01-16T16:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32590"},"modified":"2017-01-12T13:25:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T21:25:38","slug":"the-strangest-things-we-got-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-strangest-things-we-got-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year\/","title":{"rendered":"The Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission\u2019s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America shoved into its rectum, pussy, and dick. Happy New Year!<\/p>\n

Rectum<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. Wine cork wrapped in paper towels, electrical tape and a condom<\/li>\n
  2. 10 broken crayons<\/li>\n
  3. Plastic Melatonin bottle<\/li>\n
  4. Shot glass<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cRectal fissure masturbating for her boyfriend using a hairbrush in her rectum yesterday.\u201d<\/li>\n
  6. Nail cuticle tool<\/li>\n
  7. Egg timer<\/li>\n
  8. Tub drain cup<\/li>\n
  9. Decorative pumpkin<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Pussy<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

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    1. USB adapter<\/li>\n
    2. \u201cSat on the top of a doll house and there was a spiked roof.\u201d<\/li>\n
    3. Pointy toy pig<\/a><\/li>\n
    4. Small painting kit<\/li>\n
    5. Cigarettes and lighter<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Dick<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

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      1. \u201cCarved down piece of domino inserted domino piece into penis now wants it removed.\u201d<\/li>\n
      2. Sandal buckle<\/li>\n
      3. BB<\/li>\n
      4. Doll shoe<\/li>\n
      5. \u201cHad pebble stuck in penis while swimming in a lake 3 weeks ago.\u201d<\/li>\n
      6. Marble<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Looking for a creative way to start off your New Year? Come get strange with us right here!<\/a><\/p>\n

        Check out more of the strangest objects Americans inserted into their various orifices:\u00a0https:\/\/adequateman.deadspin.com\/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission\u2019s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11763,11767,11766,11764,11768,11765],"class_list":["post-32590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-deadspin","tag-medical","tag-shoved-what-in-your-pussy","tag-things-in-rectum","tag-x-ray","tag-you-put-what-where"],"yoast_head":"\nThe Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year\u00a0 - NiteFlirt News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-strangest-things-we-got-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year\u00a0 - NiteFlirt News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. 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