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Image Source: ASOS, LookHuman and Fairgoods<\/p><\/div>\n

A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13
\nThis updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. It’s the perfect conversation piece!<\/p>\n

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  1. 69 <\/strong>nestling cups, theTbird on Etsy for $19.25<\/a><\/strong>
    \nThe couple that drinks tea\u2014and     69<\/a>‘s\u2014together stays together!<\/li>\n
  2. Naughty coloring book for grownups, SheVibe for $14.95<\/a><\/strong>
    \n\u201cEdited by Lady Cheeky and illustrated by Alex Kotkin, all the art in the coloring book features     curvy<\/a> women in ~sexy scenarios~ from threesomes to BDSM play,\u201d says BuzzFeed.<\/li>\n
  3. Dainty hankies just waiting to be made filthy, Fair Goods for $25<\/a><\/strong>
    \nThese naughty hankies are adorably embroidered with such sentiments as \u201cBlow Me,\u201d \u201cFill Me Up,\u201d and \u201cMake Me Moist.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. Darling humping salt and pepper shakers, ASOS for $14<\/a><\/strong>
    \nWho doesn’t want cute humping rabbits flavoring their food?<\/li>\n
  5. A booty-<\/strong>ful mug for all your warm beverage needs, Look Human for $14.99<\/a><\/strong>
    \n    Hot butts<\/a> on a mug? Yes please!<\/li>\n
  6. Subtle floral-dick pillow, Look Human for $27.99<\/a><\/strong>
    \nThis beautiful pillow seems innocent until you look closer and discover all the hidden phalluses. It’s like a beautiful optical illusion\u2014with dicks!<\/li>\n
  7. A saucy candle that’s meant to smell like hot, hot sex, CheekyMint on Etsy for $9.99<\/strong>
    \nThis cheeky candle is aptly named \u201cLet’s Get Naked,\u201d and smells like fresh sheets, cologne, and hot     sex<\/a>!<\/li>\n
  8. A sexy cross-stitch, FishyStitch on Etsy for $25<\/a><\/strong>
    \nNothing makes a room cozier than with a quaint little cross-stitch proudly announcing \u201cWe Have Sex In This Room.\u201d<\/li>\n
  9. A sugary take on the Kama Sutra for anyone with a sweet tooth, She Bop the Shop for $10<\/a><\/strong>
    \nWhat better way to celebrate the Kama Sutra than with cookies? Make and eat all your favorite sex positions with these naughty cookie cutters!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Want to gift yourself with something naughty? Let’s get playful and fun!<\/a><\/p>\n

    Check out more naughty and playful gifts here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annaborges\/the-naughty-list<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13 This updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. It’s the perfect conversation piece! 69 nestling cups, theTbird on Etsy for $19.25 The couple that drinks tea\u2014and 69‘s\u2014together stays together! Naughty coloring book for grownups, SheVibe for $14.95 \u201cEdited by Lady Cheeky […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11749],"tags":[8598,11752,9891,11141,11751,8773,11750,11753],"class_list":["post-32523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-take-my-money","tag-8598","tag-butts","tag-dicks","tag-etsy","tag-gift-guide","tag-kama-sutra","tag-sexy-gifts","tag-shopper-of-the-year"],"yoast_head":"\n10 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories & Chat Secrets<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/10-gifts-that-are-as-hilarious-as-they-are-sexy\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"10 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories & Chat Secrets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13 This updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. 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