{"id":32355,"date":"2016-12-29T08:30:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-29T16:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32355"},"modified":"2016-12-15T21:04:22","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T05:04:22","slug":"8-sex-stories-that-will-put-your-awkward-sexual-encounters-to-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-sex-stories-that-will-put-your-awkward-sexual-encounters-to-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Sex Stories That Will Put Your Awkward Sexual Encounters To Shame"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"images\"<\/a>Sex with someone new should be really hot, right? Well, according to people on Whisper<\/a>, sometimes it’s just really awkward. Here are 8 anonymous confessions that will\u00a0probably<\/i>\u00a0put your most awkward sexual encounters to shame. You’re welcome.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cOnce during sex I was thinking about what I need to get at the grocery store and accidentally screamed out ‘carrots!’\u201d<\/b>\u00a0I’ll have what she’s having?<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cOne time my wig fell off during sex and the guy was scared that he pulled my hair out.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Wardrobe malfunction!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cI stopped in the middle of having sex so I could tuck my dog in for the night.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0You bad, bad boy!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cMid-sex, he totally killed the mood when he put a hand on each thigh and said…’Open Sesame!’ and yes, he was serious!\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Did you respond with, ‘CLOSED’?<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cIn the middle of having sex with someone, he asked if I wanted to check my texts…\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Did he send a sext?<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cOnce I was playing music during sex and my favorite song came on and I started singing out loud and got up to dance.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Naked dancing\u2014that could get dangerous!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cI had sex on the first date. He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Score!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cI hit my Fitbit goal during sex and was so excited I said something and ruined the moment.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0Excited for all the wrong reasons…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more awkward sex stories:\u00a0https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/these-sex-stories-are-awkward-omg_us_582df26fe4b099512f816a1f<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sex with someone new should be really hot, right? Well, according to people on Whisper, sometimes it’s just really awkward. Here are 8 anonymous confessions that will\u00a0probably\u00a0put your most awkward sexual encounters to shame. 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