{"id":32321,"date":"2016-12-11T08:30:16","date_gmt":"2016-12-11T16:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32321"},"modified":"2016-12-08T03:13:30","modified_gmt":"2016-12-08T11:13:30","slug":"6-bizarre-sex-stories-that-will-make-you-say-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/6-bizarre-sex-stories-that-will-make-you-say-wtf\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Bizarre Sex Stories That Will Make You Say WTF"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"wtf-1780728_640\"Sex<\/a> should be sexy, right? Well, according to BuzzFeed, sometimes it’s just strange. Here are the most bizarre, weird, or damn awkward sex stories from BuzzFeed readers.<\/p>\n

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  1. Alternative form of protection<\/b>
    \nHave you ever been fooling around when you realized you didn’t have a     condom<\/a>? For this reader, the guy she was about to bone had the bright idea to wrap his cock<\/a> in the bed sheets and then dry hump!<\/li>\n
  2. The white puddle<\/b>
    \nThis reader had unprotected sex with her bf (she has an implant and they’re both tested), and found out what happens when you have a sudden, violent sneeze after sex: \u201cHis     cum<\/a> came shooting out and landed in a nice puddle on the bath mat.\u201d Perfect landing!<\/li>\n
  3. The myth of the Kraken<\/b>
    \n\u201cMe and my (now ex) boyfriend were fooling around in bed. I thought it was going to lead to sex, but instead he grabbed my     labia<\/a> and started opening and closing it while saying, \u2018Release the kraken!\u2019\u201d Well that’s just sinister!<\/li>\n
  4. The overexcited butt grabber<\/b>
    \nThis reader’s bf underestimated how small she was when he grabbed her by the ass to pull her onto his face: \u201che catapulted my face into the wall. It broke my glasses, cut my cheek, and gave me a black eye.\u201d No one can fault his enthusiasm!<\/li>\n
  5. The raspberry<\/b>
    \n\u201cI invited a guy over who had bragged about how good he was at going down on a girl. Once he got to my place and things started heating up, he went down on me and the \u2018fantastic\u2019 move that made him \u2018so good\u2019 was to blow a raspberry on my     vagina<\/a>.\u201d Smooth move, Exlax!<\/li>\n
  6. The strap-on<\/b>
    \n\u201cAn ex of mine (a straight yet adventurous male) enjoyed having a strap-on used on him. One night, while he was face down, ass up, taking the strap-on, he turns back to me and says, \u2018I\u2019m shitting all over the bed, aren\u2019t I?\u2019\u201d Shit happens?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Check out more bizarre sex stories:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/benhenry\/sneezes-are-the-enemies-of-sex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sex should be sexy, right? Well, according to BuzzFeed, sometimes it’s just strange. Here are the most bizarre, weird, or damn awkward sex stories from BuzzFeed readers. Alternative form of protection Have you ever been fooling around when you realized you didn’t have a condom? 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