{"id":32235,"date":"2016-12-16T08:30:02","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T16:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32235"},"modified":"2016-12-13T18:07:51","modified_gmt":"2016-12-14T02:07:51","slug":"comedian-nails-song-about-all-the-horny-parents-who-just-want-to-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/comedian-nails-song-about-all-the-horny-parents-who-just-want-to-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlist.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-24281 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlist-300x207.jpg\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlist\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlist-300x207.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlist.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>As so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. 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