{"id":32193,"date":"2016-10-28T08:15:48","date_gmt":"2016-10-28T15:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32193"},"modified":"2016-10-27T17:14:08","modified_gmt":"2016-10-28T00:14:08","slug":"8-naughty-halloween-costumes-for-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/8-naughty-halloween-costumes-for-men\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

Image Source: HalloweenExpress, Costume Super Center, Spirit Supercenter, Totally Costumes<\/p><\/div>\n

What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a \u201csexy\u201d costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men<\/a> that will have you asking Trick or Treat?<\/p>\n

Adult Genie In a Lamp<\/strong>
\nThe lamp around your waist reads \u201cRub<\/a> Me!\u201d It’ll take magic for that one to work…<\/p>\n

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Shocker Costume<\/b><\/p>\n

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink<\/a>). The product description on this one reads, \u201cThose three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.\u201d Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?<\/p>\n

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Free Willie Adult Costume<\/b>
\nThis one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick<\/a> joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…<\/p>\n

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Wanna See My Nuts<\/b>
\nIt’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area<\/a>. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?<\/p>\n

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Down For the Count<\/b>
\nTake Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-<\/a>
\njobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!<\/p>\n

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The Fire Extinguisher<\/b>
\nIt’s a fireman’s costume\u2014but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.<\/p>\n

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Adult Droopers Costume<\/b>
\nIt’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a \u201cDroopers\u201d crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!<\/p>\n

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Hung Like a Horse\u00a0<\/b>
\nStrap a horse’s head to your crotch<\/a> and you’re good to go!<\/p>\n

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Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!<\/p>\n

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a \u201csexy\u201d costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat? 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