{"id":32125,"date":"2016-11-05T08:00:20","date_gmt":"2016-11-05T15:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=32125"},"modified":"2016-10-20T16:11:01","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T23:11:01","slug":"there-are-only-five-dick-types-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/there-are-only-five-dick-types-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"There Are Only Five Dick Types In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980x\"<\/a>While it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to \u201ctypes\u201d of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying \u201cWhen you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all\u201d isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! Here are the five types of dicks that exist in the world:<\/p>\n

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  1. Short and stubby<\/b>
    \nA woman with lots of dick experience (dick-perience) on\u00a0    Your Tango<\/i><\/a>\u00a0describes guys with short and stubby dicks as having big egos. Although \u201cthey’re often fun to toy with and can be fairly witty when they want to be,” these guys can be total dicks!<\/li>\n
  2. The curved-to-the-north cock<\/b>
    \nThese guys tend to be optimistic and upbeat (like their dicks!). They’re also dog lovers!<\/li>\n
  3. The curved-to-the-south dick<\/b>
    \nThe term “every man has his angle” comes to mind. To give you an idea of the type of guy with this cock shape: it’s a matter of public record that Bill Clinton has a curved dick…<\/li>\n
  4. Frightened turtle dick<\/b>
    \n\u201cA guy has so much foreskin (generally uncut) that his penis barely shows its face, even when standing at full attention.\u201d Turtles are adorable!<\/li>\n
  5. The gourd<\/b>
    \nJust like it sounds, a gourd shape is “narrow at the base and then wide at the top of the shaft, rounding out at the head.\u201d Gourd’s are perfect for fall!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking to find your perfect type? We’ve got every shape and size you could ever want to \u201ctoy with\u201d here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more about the five types of dicks that exist in the world here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.yourtango.com\/2016293898\/there-are-only-five-penis-types-entire-world<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    While it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to \u201ctypes\u201d of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying \u201cWhen you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all\u201d isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! 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