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A woman<\/a> in Memphis, Tennessee got quite a shock\u2014and an eyeful\u2014when she returned home after being gone for a days to find a man and a woman fucking<\/a> on her couch! Not only was her place ransacked, but she found the two culprits completely naked<\/a>, going at it right there in her trashed living room. \u201cIt\u2019s horrible in there. It\u2019s absolutely horrible in there. It\u2019s like they just had a big old nasty party,\u201d she told a local news station.<\/p>\n

\u201cWalk in and they\u2019re having sex on my couch. I pick up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad.\u201d The victim then chased the man out of her house, and snatched her stolen dress back from the woman who’d used it to cover up. The victim estimates the value of stolen items comes to around $2,200, and she’s created a GoFundMe account to raise funds to replace them. Those \u201cnasty\u201d cat burglars are still at large, so the question remains: were they in it for the goods, or for the pussy?<\/p>\n

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Check out more about the woman who came home to find burglars having sex on her couch here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/burglars-sex-on-couch_us_57eac099e4b082aad9b770b8<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman in Memphis, Tennessee got quite a shock\u2014and an eyeful\u2014when she returned home after being gone for a days to find a man and a woman fucking on her couch! Not only was her place ransacked, but she found the two culprits completely naked, going at it right there in her trashed living room. 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