{"id":31964,"date":"2016-09-19T08:30:43","date_gmt":"2016-09-19T15:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=31964"},"modified":"2016-09-16T15:35:14","modified_gmt":"2016-09-16T22:35:14","slug":"11-sexual-fortune-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/11-sexual-fortune-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Sexual Fortune Cookies\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes you get a little more than you bargained for with your fortune cookie<\/a>\u2014in terms of the sexual innuendos! Does the cookie mean what you think it means when it says \u201cThings are looking up\u201d? Here are 11 sexual fortune cookies that foretell a very promising future\u2014in the bedroom!<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cSpecial touches have been planned with you in mind.\u201d<\/b>
    \nDelicious Chinese food\u00a0and<\/i>\u00a0a \u201cspecial\u201d little something something for dessert? Yes please!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cBefore you receive, you must give.\u201d<\/b>
    \nExcellent advice!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cBend the rod while it’s still hot.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThat could get dangerous, fortune cookie!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cDon’t stop now!\u201d<\/b>
    \nThe fortune cookie is close!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cConstant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle.\u201d<\/b>
    \nHm. It’s usually the opposite, in our experience…<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cYour smile is a curve that can get a lot of things straight.\u201d<\/b>
    \nAw, you’re so sweet\u2014and naughty\u2014fortune cookie!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cYou are talented with your hands.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThanks, we get that all the time!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cYou will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.\u201d<\/b>
    \nOooh, promise?!<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cBe prepared to receive something special with no strings attached.\u201d<\/b>
    \nBest fortune ever!<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cYour tongue is your ambassador.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSo we’ve been told…<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cOthers admire your flexibility.\u201d<\/b>
    \nYes. Yes they do.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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