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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_steelballs\"<\/a>Norwegian photographer Claus J\u00f8rstad<\/a> recently took to Ikea’s comments page to complain about his recent purchase. Like many customers, he had some strong opinions about the chair he bought\u2014except his hilarious post was shared tens of thousands of times. It seems Ikea’s Marius chair, which he bought to use as a shower stool after a knee injury, has some ill-conceived holes in it\u2014if you have testes.<\/p>\n

In his own words: “Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck.” His \u201cnutter,\u201d (or “the skipper and two sailors\u201d) is his nuts, in case that’s not clear, which got stuck in the holes in the chair. The poor bastard panicked a bit, but luckily the cold water kicked on before too long and, because of the natural miracle known as shrinkage, he was freed. Thankfully, he’s come up with a solution to the Ikea chair fiasco: covering the holes with a washcloth. It’s named “weinermonkey.”<\/p>\n

Looking for some wet and wild action? We promise no \u201cskipper\u201d or \u201csailors\u201d will be endangered on our sexy voyage<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out more about the man who complained to Ikea after getting his balls stuck in their chair:https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/irl\/ikea-chair-holes-ball-stuck\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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