{"id":31810,"date":"2016-08-20T08:30:28","date_gmt":"2016-08-20T15:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=31810"},"modified":"2016-08-18T07:57:18","modified_gmt":"2016-08-18T14:57:18","slug":"you-can-now-get-a-dick-in-your-latte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/you-can-now-get-a-dick-in-your-latte\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can Now Get a Dick In Your Latte"},"content":{"rendered":"
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If you’re a latte drinker, you probably already know that the latte art obsession has officially peaked. These days, it’s no longer hip to get your coffee decorated with a carefully crafted kitty or flower design. Instead, dick<\/a> lattes are the new hot thing. Because, really, who doesn’t want a dick<\/a> first thing in the morning to start their day off right?<\/p>\n

\u201cThe next time you get your cup of joe, take a second look before you put the lid on, you might find yourself face to face with a beautiful penis crafted from foam<\/a>,\u201d reports Your Tango. And in case you’re dying to see these dick java masterpieces, obviously the internet has you covered (see dick pics below). There’s one with spiky balls and a veiny shaft<\/a> that ejaculates adorable fluffy hearts. Another coffee-cock resides peacefully among a soft meadow of flowers. Coffee fiend or no, it’s too bad dicks don’t\u00a0actually<\/i>\u00a0shoot cute hearts and flowers!<\/p>\n

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