{"id":31758,"date":"2016-08-18T08:30:59","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T15:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=31758"},"modified":"2016-08-04T14:25:36","modified_gmt":"2016-08-04T21:25:36","slug":"theres-a-rb-song-about-when-sex-goes-horribly-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/theres-a-rb-song-about-when-sex-goes-horribly-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"images\"<\/a>R&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser<\/a> understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that \u201cUsher makes look so easy\u201d but how, somehow, \u201csomething always goes wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: \u201cNuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.\u201d Or what about when you \u201ccan’t find no lube in this hotel room\u201d so you have to use shampoo: \u201dGot Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.\u201d And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period\u2014so you fuck her in the ass<\/a>! We all know how it goes when you try to \u201cmake that pussy dry,\u201d but just can’t \u201cfuck like they do in a R&B song.\u201d<\/p>\n

Want to fuck like Usher? Ain’t nothing wrong with the situations you’ll find at NiteFlirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here:\u00a0https:\/\/jezebel.com\/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

R&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. 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