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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsex\"<\/a>At some point, you’ve probably had a less than stellar one-night stand. So these one-night stand confessions on Whisper<\/a> will probably have you nodding your head (or cringing) sympathetically. Here are 8 crazy one-nighter confessions that will make you say WTF?<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cI got caught faking an orgasm during a one-night stand. Totally killed the mood.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSounds like \u201cthe mood\u201d wasn’t all that great to begin with…<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cOne time I wet the bed after a very drunk one-night stand. Luckily, he thought it was a spilled beer.\u201d<\/b>
    \nDon’t drink and bone, people!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cI suddenly got my period during sex in a one-night stand yesterday. The guy thought I was a virgin, and he left my house in seconds.\u201d<\/b>
    \nQuickest one-nighter in history!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cI had a one-night stand with a girl one time…I got her pregnant.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSounds like the plot of a rom-com. Wait, it is the plot of a rom-com!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cWoke up from a one-night stand. The girl was gone, and so was my pillow. Who does that?!\u201d<\/b>
    \nAt least it wasn’t your TV?<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cI once convinced a one-night stand that we didn’t have sex because I was mad he fell asleep during sex.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSounds like some very drunken sex to us!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cI had a one-night stand with a guy that ripped my $120 shirt. In the morning before I left, I took a $100 out of his wallet.\u201d<\/b>
    \nSo, was the plan to seduce him or rob him? Or both?<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cOn a one-night stand, I vomited into the guy’s bedside table while he slept, closed it, and pretended it didn’t happen.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThat guy’s in for a big surprise the next time he reaches inside his night stand for lube!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    At some point, you’ve probably had a less than stellar one-night stand. So these one-night stand confessions on Whisper will probably have you nodding your head (or cringing) sympathetically. Here are 8 crazy one-nighter confessions that will make you say WTF? \u201cI got caught faking an orgasm during a one-night stand. 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