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If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of \u201cI’ll Make Love To You<\/a>,\u201d it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the \u201chella freaky stuff\u201d you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna \u201ceat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut\u201d!<\/p>\n

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Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to \u201ceat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.\u201d But he understands \u201cyou might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.\u201d It’s cool though, cause he knows \u201cthat salad gotta get tossed<\/a>,\u201d so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some \u201cextra dressing.\u201d Yeah, just relax, girl, and \u201cclamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.\u201d<\/p>\n

Looking for a tasty treat tonight? Just relax, Bae, and let us do our thang<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages \u201cTonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt\u201d here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/unclick\/analingus-music-video\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of \u201cI’ll Make Love To You,\u201d it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the \u201chella freaky stuff\u201d you do for love. 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