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\"\"<\/a>A chronic port-a-potty masturbator<\/a> in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. But today, the homeless heroes \u201cdecided to form a vigilante justice league and tip the toilet over, leaving the semi-public<\/a> masturbator covered in shit and pee,\u201d reports Willamette Week.<\/p>\n

“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told a local Portland news station. The masturbator needed to be rescued by police when the port-a-potty fell door-side down. “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” said police spokesperson Willie Halliburton. He wasn’t arrested, since being trapped in a turned over port-a-potty is sufficient enough punishment. And we can probably assume the man<\/a> will close the door next time!<\/p>\n

Looking for some private time to unwind? Just make sure you close the door and leave the rest to us!<\/a><\/p>\n

Check out more about citizens pushing over a port-a-potty with a chronic masturbator inside here:https:\/\/www.wweek.com\/portland\/blog-33298-citizen-heroes-push-over-port-a-potty-with-chronic-masturbator-inside.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. 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