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\"\"<\/a>Does this sex thought sound familiar?: \u201cDoes my moaning sound weird?\u201d What about this: \u201cCalm down, you’re gonna break my dick!\u201d In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time or another are verbalized\u2014one humping person at a time. Here are some highlights (check out the video below).<\/p>\n

First up, the worried thoughts: \u201cAm I too loud?\u201d; \u201cAre my roommates home?\u201d; \u201cCan my neighbors see though my blinds?\u201d Then it’s on to the hopes: \u201cI hope he doesn’t expect me to talk dirty\u201d; \u201cI have to fart\u2014I hope it’s silent…\u201d; \u201cI hope I don’t pee on you.\u201d There’s even a \u201cpets\u201d category: \u201cI wish that cat would stop staring at me.\u201d And of course, there’s regrets: \u201cOooh. Fuck\u2014I just thought about my ex!\u201d Finally, we end on curiosity: \u201cI wonder how many calories I’m burning?\u201d; \u201cI wonder what my O face looks like?\u201d; \u201cDo we cuddle now?\u201d<\/p>\n

Wondering how you stack up in the sack? Fear not\u2014there’s no cats or nosey neighbors here!<\/p>\n

Check out more thoughts everyone has had during sex:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kanediep\/31-things-that-cross-everyones-mind-during-sex?utm_term=.es94LmDEGJ#.yyMknE6aJ4<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Does this sex thought sound familiar?: \u201cDoes my moaning sound weird?\u201d What about this: \u201cCalm down, you’re gonna break my dick!\u201d In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time or another are verbalized\u2014one humping person at a time. 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