{"id":31395,"date":"2016-06-19T08:30:31","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T15:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=31395"},"modified":"2016-06-09T07:30:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-09T14:30:45","slug":"dildo-hoverboard-will-take-your-commute-to-the-next-level","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/dildo-hoverboard-will-take-your-commute-to-the-next-level\/","title":{"rendered":"Dildo Hoverboard Will Take Your Commute To the Next Level"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Screen<\/a>Looking for ways to make your commute more pleasurable? Then you’re going to love the latest, NSFW hoverboard for the \u201cbusy millennial\u201d\u2014the Dildo<\/a> Hoverboard! It allows you to navigate your busy life while also giving you some TLC at the same time.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Dildo<\/a> Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,\u201d one excited commuter says in the promotional video as she navigates sidewalk traffic. \u201cThe device is fully adjustable, and the easy to use control panel allows me to choose my favorite thrusting<\/a> speed and rhythmic vibration,\u201d says the video’s very happy customer. But before you rush to order this multitasking device that adds a whole new level of fun to your workday schlep, we should tell you that this is another hilarious prank from the folks who brought you the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone. And maybe that’s for the best\u2014since hoverboards have been known to catch on fire, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t let it get you hot and bothered just yet.<\/p>\n

Looking for ways to make your weekday much more fun? Come roll our way for some much need \u201cpleasure time!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Check out the video for the Dildo Hoverboard here<\/a>.<\/p>\n