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\"\"<\/a>Have you ever gotten the urge to brighten your lips with shockingly realistic lipdicks, er, we mean lipsticks? Well, now you can, thanks to Mushroom Penis<\/a> Lipsticks! It seems these veiny, colorful, and shimmery lipsticks<\/a> are rearing their pretty heads all over the internet lately.<\/p>\n

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A photo posted by The Skinny Jewish (@prozac_morris) on

This perfect bachelorette item is selling on Amazon in a 12 pack for $18. Their colors range from \u201ccreamy<\/a> pinks\u201d to \u201copal rouge,\u201d and each lipstick is \u201ccomplete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,\u201d according to the product description. In case you’re wondering, customers were pleased with the quality, but some complained that the lipsticks could get a bit, um, smushed (not a good look for a dick<\/a>) in transit. We’re mainly curious about the shocked passers-by who suddenly witnessed a lady applying a dick<\/a> to her lips in public. Pucker up!<\/p>\n

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