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\"Image<\/a>Remember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there’s a shirt that’s the equivalent\u2014except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off<\/a>! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that’s equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public<\/a>. No, this is not a joke.<\/p>\n

\u201cIndividual\u2019s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act,\u201d the JerkShirt\u2019s maker said in a press release to announce the launch. For $49.99, you can get a nice looking dress shirt, complete with \u201cstain resistant splash guard<\/a>\u201d (classy), and a prosthetic arm available in four skin colors. While the product may seem to condone illicit public masturbation<\/a>, its creator has a different take on the shirt with plenty up its sleeve: \u201cWith more and more people on their mobile devices than ever before, we wanted to provide them with a seemingly inconspicuous way to enjoy adult entertainment<\/a>,\u201d president Daron Lundeen said in the release. Hey, Jerk(Shirt): get a room!<\/p>\n

Want a different, more legal way to enjoy yourself? We’ve got all the discreet adult entertainment you’ll ever need right here!<\/a><\/p>\n

Check out more about the JerkShirt here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/shirt-lets-you-masturbate-anywhere-without-fear-of-getting-caught_us_57348d2ee4b060aa78197523<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Remember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there’s a shirt that’s the equivalent\u2014except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that’s equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public. No, this is not a joke. 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