{"id":31276,"date":"2016-05-28T08:30:40","date_gmt":"2016-05-28T15:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=31276"},"modified":"2016-05-25T15:11:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-25T22:11:50","slug":"the-goopiest-sex-advice-from-goops-first-sex-issue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-goopiest-sex-advice-from-goops-first-sex-issue\/","title":{"rendered":"The Goopiest Sex Advice From Goop’s First Sex Issue"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"LetsTalkSex\"<\/a>What exactly is Goop sex<\/a>? None other than Gwyneth Paltrow’s<\/a> lifestyle advice column for rich health-freaks\u2014but for sex. And as you can probably guess, the sex advice is about as ridiculous and impractical as you’d expect. Here are some of the Goopiest highlights from Goop’s first-ever sex issue.<\/p>\n

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  1. Become an erotic theater member\u2014for $50,000<\/b>
    \nIn Los Angeles, you can join an exclusive erotic theater called Snctm for a cool $10,000-$50,000! The theater requires male guests to be a member, be a part of a couple, or reserve dinner. Women can buy tickets and are the only people allowed to touch or initiate contact with another guest.<\/li>\n
  2. Only use edible lube<\/b>
    \nAccording to Goop, most lube has parabens, which are \u201cendocrine disruptors.\u201d Therefore, it is only 100% safe to use edible lube. Yeah…<\/li>\n
  3. Apply Vitamin E oil or olive oil to your labia to \u201chelp moisturize and strengthen the vaginal tissue.\u201d<\/b>
    \nUh huh…. Maybe don’t do that unless you want to sting or infect your pussy?<\/li>\n
  4. Condoms have dairy in them<\/b>
    \nVegans, take note!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cIdeally, you want to find a vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free condom.\u201d<\/b>
    \nOk, can I get that at the drug store?<\/li>\n
  6. Goop\u2019s favorite sex toys include a $395 vibrating necklace, a $535 Agent Provocateur cat whip, and a $15,000 gold dildo.<\/strong>
    \nFirst class all the way with Goop sex toys! Now where’s that diamond studded cock ring?<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cKegels are important at all stages of life.\u201d<\/strong>
    \nNow that’s good advice, Goop!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking to enhance your sex life? You don’t need vegan condoms and a $15,000 dildo to have first-class fun<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more about Goop’s first-ever sex issue here:\u00a0https:\/\/jezebel.com\/the-goopiest-advice-from-goops-first-ever-sex-issue-1775614748<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    What exactly is Goop sex? None other than Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle advice column for rich health-freaks\u2014but for sex. And as you can probably guess, the sex advice is about as ridiculous and impractical as you’d expect. Here are some of the Goopiest highlights from Goop’s first-ever sex issue. 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