{"id":31185,"date":"2016-05-01T08:30:49","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T15:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=31185"},"modified":"2016-04-29T13:01:25","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T20:01:25","slug":"target-apologizes-for-star-wars-toys-that-look-just-like-dildos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/target-apologizes-for-star-wars-toys-that-look-just-like-dildos\/","title":{"rendered":"Target Apologizes For \u201cStar Wars\u201d Toys That Look Just Like Dildos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallic.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-23461 alignright\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallic\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallic-197x300.png\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallic-197x300.png 197w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallic.png 390w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><\/a>Sometimes stores that sell toys need to apologize for merchandise that looks a little too, um, adult. 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