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\"frustrated<\/a>If you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right<\/a>. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).<\/p>\n

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  1. The Saturday morning \u201cwe finally have a minute\u201d sex<\/b>
    \nHurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, \u201cBreakfast can wait.\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. The distracted-by-pets mating sex<\/b>
    \nMeow!<\/li>\n
  3. The \u201cwe had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound\u201d sex<\/b>
    \nWoman on top of her husband asks: \u201cDid you just fall asleep for a second?\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. The holiday have-to<\/b>
    \n\u201cOh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.\u201d
    \n\u201cYup.\u201d
    \nAnd it’s never a bad idea!<\/li>\n
  5. The morning-breath, no-kissing sex<\/b>
    \nSometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot!<\/li>\n
  6. The \u201cwe haven’t done it in a while so we should\u201d obligatory romance<\/b>
    \n\u201cIt’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.\u201d\u201cYup.\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. The ol’ go-to routine<\/b>
    \nOtherwise known as the \u201cwe know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us\u201d sex!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking to change things up<\/a>? You know what they say\u2014nothing like variety to add some spice!<\/p>\n

    <\/a>Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article \u201c11 Types Of Sex Married People Have\u201d:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lorynbrantz\/11-types-of-sex-married-people-have#.grwxq8bl9o<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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