{"id":30908,"date":"2016-03-11T08:30:14","date_gmt":"2016-03-11T16:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30908"},"modified":"2016-03-09T13:40:27","modified_gmt":"2016-03-09T21:40:27","slug":"this-is-what-happens-when-comedians-feed-porn-stars-their-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/this-is-what-happens-when-comedians-feed-porn-stars-their-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is What Happens When Comedians Feed Porn Stars Their Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Image<\/a>Ever wonder what the people are talking about during the part of the porno<\/a> you always fast forward through? Well, in a new Comedy Central video, two comedians feed porn stars their lines in real time, while they are fucking<\/a>, and the result is hilarious. Here are some of the most ridiculous lines they tell the adult entertainers to say during \u201cthe action\u201d scenes (watch the video below).<\/p>\n

When the guy<\/a> enters the room he says, \u201cThis is the part of the porno everyone fast forwards through. So we can say whatever we want. Obama’s a Muslim.\u201d Later, once the lady takes off her shirt, he decides it’s time to get this party started: \u201cPeople are gonna start watching the porno now, so we should do sex.\u201d Then he goes down on her, and she says, \u201cYou’re really lucky I’m not suede. Because my vagina<\/a> would be ruined, like how suede gets ruined when it gets wet.\u201d When they start fucking doggy style<\/a>, the comedian has the guy put one leg up and say, \u201cI’m just like Washington crossing the Delaware!\u201d And when it’s time for the money-shot<\/a> (on her tits), the guy yells, \u201cGet out of here, sticky ghost babies!\u201d Of course, she doesn’t miss a beat: \u201cMy tits<\/a> are their graveyard!\u201d<\/p>\n

Want us to show you \u201chow we stayed warm in the military\u201d<\/a>? We can make you “wish you had fifty tits!\u201d<\/p>\n

Check out the video of comedians feeding porn stars their lines here:<\/p>\n