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\"Image<\/a>There are two things Americans love: cheesy ’90s sitcoms about happy, quirky families\u00a0and<\/i>\u00a0porn. So what better way to give the people what they want than with a\u00a0Full House\u00a0<\/i>porn parody? Pornhub’s sex<\/a>-com is timed to be released with\u00a0Fuller House<\/i>, Netflix’s reboot of the popular show. Thankfully, there is nothing family-friendly about the XXX version,\u00a0Full Holes<\/a><\/i>.<\/p>\n

It is, however, full of ’90s nostalgia, as the legendary porn parody director Lee Roy Myers really was a fan of the show: when BJ<\/a> (aka D.J.) is caught living up to her name, she says that she’s \u201clooser than a pair of Hammer pants!\u201d\u00a0Full Holes<\/i>\u00a0is Pornhub’s first original movie, and since the company refers to itself as the \u201cNetflix of porn,\u201d it makes sense that it would riff on a Netflix original show. \u201cNetflix created the template for successful, original content creation and we\u2019re providing the adult alternative,\u201d says Pornhub Vice President Corey Price. Whether the parody ruins your childhood memories or fulfills all your naughtiest fantasies<\/a>, you have to appreciate such gems as Kimmy Gobbler’s winning line, \u201cThanks for the dick, you greasy monkey.\u201d As Uncle Jizzy<\/a>, er, Jessie, would say: \u201cHave pussy<\/a>!\u201d<\/p>\n

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