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\"Image<\/a>A 21-year-old British man<\/a> wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. Oh, in case you’re wondering, Henry the Hoover is tattooed<\/a> right above the man’s dick<\/a> (or should we say ‘hose’?)!<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen I first got it done I couldn\u2019t stop getting it out, I got loads<\/a> of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,\u201d the man said. But now, he’s only showing off his ink on the British TV show\u00a0Bodyshockers<\/i>\u2014especially since the friendly tattoo has been sucking up all the ladies in his life who used to want to fuck<\/a> him. \u201cI was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked<\/a>,\u201d he confessed. \u201cWhen she<\/a> saw it she said ‘what\u2019s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.\u201d Even his mother weighed in on how the silly tattoo is killing his sex life: \u201cYou can\u2019t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.\u201d He’s currently trying to have his old pal Henry removed: \u201cI know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful,\u201d he said. You’re probably right about that, bloke!<\/p>\n

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A 21-year-old British man wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. 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