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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenis\"<\/a>One of the best things about public pools is getting to check out the hot lifeguards on duty. That is, unless you are the pool’s manager, who has to deal with complaints about your employee’s, um, sizable flotation device. That’s right, a 20-year-old lifeguard recently shared the embarrassing email<\/a> he received from his boss about his too tight swim trunks.<\/p>\n

The boss writes: \u201cWe have received a few complaints in the past few weeks from a few members about your attire. I\u2019m not sure the most prudent way I can put this, but a few parents have complained about how visible your anatomy is in your suit.\u201d The boss then tried to minimize the awkwardness when he added, \u201cThe possibility I see at this point is offering you the board shorts instead.\u201d So now the well-hung lifeguard, in addition to sharing the amazingly awkward email (read below), also posted on Reddit’s thread \u201cBig Dick Problems\u201d about the unforeseen consequences he has experienced because of his 6-inches soft and 9.5 inches hard penis. It seems bathing suits isn’t his biggest problem: \u201cOnly one person has been able to deepthroat<\/a> it all the way.\u201d We guess that big bulge in some guys’ speedos isn’t always a day at the beach, er, pool.<\/p>\n

Feel like getting a little wet and wild yourself? Whatever flotation device you’re carrying, swim it over our way<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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